Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Genius of Rik Mayall part 1: The Introduction



I have a confession to make, my name is Lady Ash and I’m a hardbabe. For those that don’t know what that means, it is another term for a Rik Mayall fan girl. What? You don’t know who “Rik fucking Mayall” is? Sadly I am not surprised. I would have included Rik on my list of potential leading men who are vastly overlooked, but there’s a difference. Rik has been in plenty of “leading man,” roles including a portrayal of Merlin and he is a revered celebrity among millions of fans. However unlike other British celebrities like Hugh Grant or Jude Law, Rik never garnered huge acclaim here in the United States. What? Oh now you are saying that he looks familiar. Well he was after all the eccentric and lovable man child Fred in the cult hit Drop Dead Fred. Sadly that one release would never catapult him to American fame like the aforementioned names listed. However this was the film that made that fateful introduction.



I was ten years old when my parents rented Drop Dead Fred back during Hollywood's better times. I was immediately smitten with the actor that played the character. I thought he was charming, funny and not to mention one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen. His name then stuck in my head for years and I made it my mission to view as much material he has made appearances in. My parents then told me that he was in a sitcom back from the early 80s titled The Young Ones. Apparently they knew about this because MTV used to play The Young Ones back during the station's prime. Luckily that series would be released on VHS and I would receive it for my 14th birthday.


Total Sex Bomb

I now make it my mission to introduce the American public to the genius that is Rik Mayall. So to honor this brilliant, sexy and hilarious comedian; I will be including future articles highlighting some of his work. Until then, be mesmerized by the alluring pictures… sorry gentlemen I’ll try not to squeal and slobber to much.



... breathtaking!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

The Psychic



Lucio Fulci is one of the names most synonymous with Italian Horror. Many regard Fulci, alongside Herschell Gordon Lewis, as one of the genre's legendary "godfathers of gore"; he was behind the creation of such grotesque masterpieces as City of the Living Dead and the infamous Zombi 2. However, there is a different side of Fulci that many of his gorehound fans are not aware of; he also managed to establish himself as a master of suspense. Before he got around to flashier, more boisterous fare, Fulci co-wrote and directed a few films in the giallo subgenre including such titles as Don't Torture a Duckling and Lizard in a Woman's Skin. One of the projects under his belt is a little film from 1977 titled Seven Notes in Black, released in the U.S. as The Psychic. Many might know this film only for the infamous theme quoted by Quentin Tarantino in Kill Bill, Volume 1, but this film is more than just a seven-note chime.

Virginia (Jennifer O'Neill) has had a number of psychic visions ever since the day, almost twenty years ago, when she "saw" her mother committing suicide. On a morning drive through the countryside, a terrifying series of images enters her head; recounting them for a close friend, a parapsychologist named Luca (Marc Porel), she becomes convinced that she has been a supernatural witness to a gruesome murder. While her husband Francesco (Gianni Garko) is off on business, Virginia is seeing to the restoration of an old house that's been in his family for years; her suspicions are aroused when she enters the house and stumbles on what may be the scene of the crime itself.



What makes The Psychic such a unique film is its atmosphere. This is neither your typical giallo nor your typical Lucio Fulci movie. Unlike Bava or Argento, who are well known for the array of eye-catching color in their films, Fulci has painted a canvas of grim darkness; the director went for a stripped-down, no-B.S. aesthetic in making The Psychic. You have none of the flashy, eye-gouging gore effects of Zombi 2, except for a brief pre-credits sequence; here the horror is more cerebral than visceral. Fulci doesn't find it necessary to throw blood and entrails all over the place in this film, and so his genius for nauseating effects is sublimated into suspense. The film's most terror-inspiring moments are not the scenes of violence, but the disconnected, surreal images of Virginia's vision, relentlessly repeating themselves in her (and the viewer's) mind's eye. A room decorated in blood-red satin, a letter hidden under a sculpture, a broken mirror, a cigarette smoldering in an ashtray, footsteps on an unfamiliar stairway, a music box (or something like it) repeating a seven-note motif in complete darkness... even the images that do not directly suggest violence seem to contain a subtle threat.




And where most giallo films add extravagant staging, beautiful women and carefully disguised killers, Fulci breaks the mold again, most notably with his heroine. While Jennifer O'Neill is the definition of a beautiful woman, her Virginia is not the typical giallo helpless-victim-of-circumstance. Sure, she has a vulnerable side, but she is bright, intelligent, and fully aware that she is treading in dangerous waters; she also turns amateur detective with more gusto than some other giallo protagonists -- twenty minutes into the film, we find her hacking away at a wall with a pickaxe, searching for a body that she is convinced is buried there.

Unlike its predecessors, there is no classy, sly psycho killer in this film, donning a trenchcoat and black leather gloves, stacking up the bodies. Fulci has not created a slasher film (the sort of thing one might reasonably expect from him), but a detective story with all the intricacy of a jigsaw puzzle. Every detail revealed is vital to the story; the most satisfying -- and horrific -- moments of the film come when those details are connected together. Throughout the film, the evidence seems to indicate that whatever Virginia saw may not be what she thought she saw; practically every clue available to her turns out to mean something other than its initial interpretation. During the final third of the movie, each of the clues slowly locks into place in the real world, the editing slyly revealing the context of each fragmentary image. The tension mounts to an almost unbearable level, and the final ten minutes that cap it off are among the most nerve-wracking in any giallo.



Of course this exhilarating visual concoction could not be complete without mentioning the music that brings this film to life. Fabio Frizzi is known for the eerie and hypnotic scores he created for Zombi 2, City of the Living Dead and The Beyond. Frizzi's collaboration with Franco Bixio and Vince Tempera on the score for The Psychic is nothing short of musical perfection. Their composition is the backbone of the film's suspenseful set pieces. The seven-note loop that materializes periodically is one of the most chilling sounds to grace the ears of the listener since Bernard Herrman's infamous musical sting in Psycho.

The Psychic is a superb thriller, worthy of standing beside such classics as Deep Red and Blood and Black Lace. It may even be argued that Lucio Fulci's skill at generating tension, not notable elsewhere, is brought front and center in his gialli; in retrospect, one can understand why some have accused Fulci of using gore as a crutch. Not so in this case. Those who are interested in nail-biting suspense will find much to enjoy here.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

My Latest Creation

I know it has been a while since The Lady has posted anything of relevancy. So to make up for my lack of input, here's the latest AMV that I have created just for you all. A fine tribute to one of my favorite video game series of all time paired up with my favorite Metallica song. This is what I call a marriage made in Metal/Horror heaven!



Silent Hill Sanitarium

Monday, June 7, 2010

My first AMV



I bring to you the first AMV that I have put together all by myself. The audio track was composed by Delia Derbyshire (who recorded the infamous theme to Dr. Who,) for an obsolete British sci-fi/horror anthology series from the early 1960s titled Out of the Unknown. I couldn't help but think of this tune playing through Tetsuo's frightening hallucination in Akira. Try not to judge too harshly children!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Night Walker review



My latest review on William Castle's The Night Walker.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Top 6 Actors that Could Have Been Potential Leading Men but were Overlooked

Greetings, I know it's been a while since my last post. Here's a non horror article that I just finished that I also posted on That Guy With the Glasses. Enjoy!



The Leading Man, what does it mean? A leading man to me is the main character of a play or movie that can appeal to both sexes. He is the one the men want to be and the women want to bed. The personality of a leading man can vary; whether it be an ass kicking bad boy with machismo coursing through his veins that saves the girl or a sensitive carefree romantic that... well... gets the girl.

The actors that put on the leading man cap generally possess the following; good looks, charm, masculinity, sensitivity, etc. From today's assortment of hunks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp dating all the way back to the golden age of cinema with heartthrobs like James Dean and Marlon Brando; leading men still captivate audiences across the globe with their charm and sex appeal.

However there have been a crop of actors in the past forty years that I feel had all the ingredients needed to blast off towards leading man stardom but have never been given the opportunity to shine. Of course I know there's the possibility these men could have been given that big role that could have made their career but turned it down for various reasons, however I doubt that. So here is my homage to those that highly deserve the honor. I give you my Top 6 Actors that Could Have Been Leading Men but Were Overlooked:







6) Pierre Kirby




I am a huge follower of Brad Jones aka The Cinema Snob, therefore I have heard about Pierre Kirby. Unfortunately if it wasn't for Brad, I would not have known about the myth, the legend that is Pierre Kirby. Kirby only starred in a total of six films all made in the year 1988. All were forgettable cheezy schlockfests filmed in South Pacific Asia. He has never been heard from again and there's a sad rumor that he may not be on this Earth. If Kirby were residing in the States at the time, it is possible that he could have been famous. He certainly possessed sex appeal to attract women and the masculinity that could have put him in the big leagues alongside Schwarzenegger and Stallone as a bonafide action hero -- plus, his real life was apparently just as intriguing as the plots of the movies he acted in, if not moreso.



5) David Naughton



The difference between Pierre Kirby and this lovely piece of acting eye candy is that this man came close to achieving leading man stardom. Anybody who grew up in the 1980s and loved horror movies would know who David Naughton is. At the age of two, An American Werewolf in London scared me so bad that it took me ten years to actually sit down and watch it all the way through without running out of the room. However luckily I was already at the beginning stages of puberty therefore had an eye opening experience watching Naughton running through the woods in the buff! Naughton has been active in the acting field for quite sometime but unfortunately never achieved a status like Ryan O'Neal or Robert Redford.



4) James Remar


The Warriors is the ultimate street gang movie packed with a lot of ass kicking and super sexy guys that could get the women on board. To me The Warriors was to the female crowd that Charlie's Angels was to the male population. Of course I can't talk about this urban masterpiece without speaking of James Remar, who was the most memorable thing about the movie. His character Ajax was a bad ass, balls to the wall psycho who's recklessness ended up costing him his freedom in the end. Remar embodied the role and it is a crying shame that he didn't get the credit that he so deserved. Sure he's had some supportive roles in other mainstream movies like Cotton Club and 48 hrs but there were not as memorable as Ajax. With his rugged good looks and machismo attitude, he could been in the league with Mickey Rourke or Kurt Russell as an irresistible bad boy or action hero.



3) Malcolm McDowell




Speaking of bad boys, this one comes from the other side of the Atlantic. A Clockwork Orange is one of my favorite movies of all time and Malcolm McDowell gives one of the most chilling and captivating performances in film history and him not getting nominated for an Academy Award for it is the biggest mistake the Academy could have made. It baffles me that he wasn't offered more mainstream affair after the success of Kubrick's masterpiece. McDowell had an incredible range playing everything from an average coffee salesman caught in unfortunate events in O' Lucky Man to lighter affair as a dashing con artist in Richard Lester's underrated gem Royal Flash. Fortunately McDowell is back in the spotlight... somewhat but it makes me wonder if this handsome and tremendously talented actor would have rocketed to leading man stardom in his youth.



2) Bruce Campbell





To answer your question yes I am an Evil Dead fanatic as well as a Bruce Campbell fangirl. I have been since I first laid eyes on this handsome hunk back in 1993 when my dad rented Evil Dead 2, my first experience with the glory that is Evil Dead. In fact I remember my dad and I used to watch The Adventures of Brisco County Jr every Friday night back when it was on air. Yeah early teenage hormones mixed with the sight of Mr. Campbell in cowboy garb is enough to make any prepubescent girl swoon.This man needs no introduction for I'm sure all the fanboys... and fangirls are squealing with delight at the sound of Bruce's name. Bruce Campbell is the epitome of an all American super hero. Blessed with humor, charm and stunning good looks; it is a travesty that Bruce never achieved much star power in the mainstream world. He is the modern day answer to the likes of Gary Cooper and Cary Grant. He is so bad ass that my own husband proudly admits to having a man crush on Brucey baby, which is fine by me since I won't have to feel guilty every time I squeal when he makes an appearance on TV. Even though he hasn't exactly achieved star power as a mainstream leading man, I guess I should be grateful that there are plenty of die hard fans out there that know a man when they see one.





1) Michael Palin




I have recently been reintroduced to the genius that is Monty Python's Flying Circus thanks to my husband and have come to the conclusion of one thing; Michael Palin was absolutely the most beautiful man I have ever laid my eyes on! Sure he's still handsome nowadays and he's in the same bandwagon as Sean Connery and Jeremy Irons in older men that you'd still hop in the sack with. Sadly Palin never really received much mainstream welcome after Python's end. It really baffles me because Mr. Palin had high potential for being a desired leading man. He was charming, funny and absolutely gorgeous. The sparkling hazel eyes, the shimmering hair and most notably the most beautiful smile to graze a superb countenance. In my eyes he is the original irresistible English chap that you wanted to take home to meet mum and dad, long before Hugh Grant and Jude Law captivated American women with their English charm. I'd like to think what would have happened if Four Weddings and a Funeral were made fourty years ago and Palin was Charles. Or if Palin were the one that would play the title role of Alfie instead of Michael Caine. Sure Mr. Palin's had some memorable supporting roles later in life such as the sinister Jack Lint in Terry Gilliam's masterpiece Brazil or the stuttering and lovable Ken Pile in A Fish Called Wanda. I guess it's good to know that there are other people out there that feel the same way about this wonderful comic genius.



Well there's my picks for potential leading men from the past. Please feel free to add comments. Maybe even share who you think should be added to this list as well.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

My Silent Hill Shattered Memories Review




Here is the first video review I did just recently for Shattered Memories. Word of warning, there is a spoiler revealed from 9:42 - 12:20. I know that this game has multiple endings, I'm just discussing the one that I unlocked. Either way, I hope you all enjoy.